they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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