I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I am one with the molecules
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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