Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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