How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection