Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party