Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS