erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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