quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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