Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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