Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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