chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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