um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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