the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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