Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Couch. On fire.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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