That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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