You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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