I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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