READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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