you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize