Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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