how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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