Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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