Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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