So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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