she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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