i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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