turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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