My friends, they love my intelligence
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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