But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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