I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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