I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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