who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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