im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
