i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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