If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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