we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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