Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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