A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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