Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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