Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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