Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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