Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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