no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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