I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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