but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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