he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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