winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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