Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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