i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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