Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
smell my finger.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.