is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Your cock deserves a montage
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now