i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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