I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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