Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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