He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
