He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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