butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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