it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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