i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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