I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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