your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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